I tend not to read owner’s manuals. I much prefer the trial and error method. A while ago, though, I stumbled on Quirk Books’ Dog Owner’s Manual. Now, I don’t have a dog, but I spent the next half hour reading this book, stopping occasionally to slap my knee with laughter. (no joke – I really do that)
Complex issues like how to raise a baby or deal with a teenager are put in terms that are more easily understood in our technology laden society.
Cats are equipped with auditory sensors, a waste ejection port, and propulsion apparatus. Toddlers come with recommended upgrade accessories, including an upgraded recharge station.
In order to help you keep your product at optimal performance, the manuals cover such topics as basic programming, fuel requirements, maintenance, advanced functions and troubleshooting.
Other topics include brides, grooms, pregnancy, home, and sex.
Why not collect all 10?
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